Practice Deep Breathing

Well it's 11:11 and I just made my wish. I can't tell or it wont come true, but here's a hint: I AM SO READY FOR PHASE 2 OF MY LIFE! Oh my gosh am I ready. Seriously though, a one way ticket to Samoa is about 900$ right now and I want to run away. I've noticed that I tend to do this more often than not, but I need to vent. I am just so SICK of some people slash things. Mostly people. I can't even say what I want to say without sounding like a total hypocrite. Some thoughts:

1. Hippos and pink sunflowers on a wedding cake?? Seriously???

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2. I am ONE obnoxious post away from deleting my Facebook. This would include, but is not limited to;

a) Like this and breast cancer goes away!

b) omg i luv u baby xxoo <3 ur sooo sxy

c) Anything, I mean ANYTHING from Instigram

d) #Hashtags

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3. I do not need to take a class in college that focuses on how to sing 'button button who's got the button'. 

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4. I miss Tony

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5. Dear Neighbors: I can hear you. And your reggae music. And your dogs. And your roosters. And your vacuum. And your TV. And your kids. 

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6. Who the heck is August?? He's a Grimm brother. Has to be a Grimm brother.

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Oh and by the way. If you came her from Pinterest because you clicked on a picture that said "How to get perfect beach waves in 3 easy steps" You are in the right place. 

STEP ONE: Go to the beach

STEP TWO: Jump in the water

STEP THREE: Sun dry

Which leads me to number seven.

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7. Pinterest goes right after Facebook. "Oh look, a black and white picture of a baby in a football helmet. Oooh, a recipe for fruit casserole made with just one ingredient- and only 37 calories! Oh hey, who knew when you spray painted a desk it turned a different color." (Told you I'm a hypocrite) 

Ok, I'm done. It's out of my system. I'm still mad though.